[Mike]

Liek, the ACT is like the 'tard version of SAT or something. The SAT was like real fucking hard. I was like "Well goddamnit, this shit is like rough and stuff!" And there was this total luzer next to me who was like "the square root of the trigonometric triceratops is a perpendicular of the circumcision". I was liek "well excuse you, butt munch, are there enough brain waves coming from your ass?"

My score was like, kind of ok though. Liek, I was surprised and stuff. I got eccepted at a univursetie.