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Be like, "Yo, book guy!"

He'll turn around, he might ask "Yes?" or "What?"

This is when you do that girly bow curtsey thing or however it's spelled, ask him if he likes smoothies

he might say yes or ask why a beautiful young lady such as yourself is doing talking to such a wretch

keep up the chatter ask if he wants a jamba juice

he'll finally break down because all men just want thier cock up a vagina you might have to buy him the jamba juice but he'll fuck you in his van