[The One and Only...]

What you said about conservatives is true.

But liberals do the same thing.

You said conservatives want to "control our personal lives, muscle religion into state affairs, and even increase the number of ways they can spy on us."

Well, liberals want to control our personal lives (think social security), monitor our weapon ownership, and even force racial quotas on society.

Let's also not forget that liberals tend to try and make us join unions.

We may not like conservatives on some issues, but at least we agree with them on one field.