[Stoppa]

Where was the wit in that?

Where was the sarcasm?

And why do I get this mental image of you in grade school going...

"The li...li...llllli.."

Teacher: "Sounds like? Sound it out, Meaty."

"Li...lit..tle..little...dog jum...jumm..jummm..."

Teacher: "Souuuuund it out, Meaty. Soundssss like? SOUNNNNDDDDSSS LIKE?"

Stoppa: Sounds like Meaty can't read.

Here I am, taking time out of my busy schedule to help the flame-retarded (Get it? Flame-retarded? Shadup), and this poor, silly sumbitch is trying to play fuckin' JEAPORDY.

Why don't I post on the other boards??

I dunno'...might it be because this is SUPPOSED to be a FLAMING board, the others aren't, and I'm a flamer?

Y'think???

Why don't you post on Oprah's board, ya' ignorant bastard?

It's much more your speed, they don't mind stupid-ass questions, and they're not nearly as witty as I am.

You'll be a GOD.