I said if EVERYONE asked nicely.
And, as self-important as you may BE, you're not quite EVERYone to me.
Pseudo-intellect?
You don't amount to a bump on my intellectual ass, Sally Sue.
And yes, I OWN this board.
The fact that all you retards, half-wits, and assclowns can't keep yourself from responding to me, telling me how I don't own you, proves it.
Now, if you'd so kind as to shutthefuckup and sitthefuckdown in that line that's CLEARLY marked, "The Fatally Pimped", I can get back to work.