dearest dr. boogie,
i'd like to take this time to profess my undying affection for you, here on this greatest of days. you are a loverly man who chooses to use his words wisely, rather than spout off random nonsense. although it can be said that your bark is bigger than your bite, i've had the pleasure of watching you eat and i think they are just about even.
hope you had a wonderful day.
your adoring friend,
karen
ps: i know this pales in comparison to the love letter you wrote me awhile back, but it's hard to put this much emotion in words. i'm SURE you understand. :P