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I will be sitting here in my cube doing tech support.

The next person who calls I will answer with "This is Jane, how may I help you" in the most sultry voice I can muster. I will intentionally not fix them, and when they call back I will tell them..."There is no Jane, only the Matrix"

Or mabey I will answer
"Hello Mrs. Anderson, Is Mr. Anderson there? I wan't to tell him about the matrix. You're eating dinner? Tell him it's really important, that he knows about the matrix. Oh, but it's very nice."

I don't know what I will do. I will do something. I answered the phone "What do you want, whore" once, because it indicated it was an in-office call. It wasn't.