Alright, so, I'm at the mall with my friends one night and my other friend shows up. She's got this friend with her, and that friend is fucking gorgeous. We share a few glances here and there, and she bites my shoulder.
Later on, we really start flirting. She steals my old, beat-up hat, and I steal her purse and walk around with it. She tackled me but couldn't get it away and she was tooootally feeling me up OMG
Later on, after a small "ordeal" about my hat, I let her have it and say "You're lucky you're so cute
" and we both go home. In the car with my friends, I find out she is going out with some Arabian guy who I've known for about seven years. She's been going out with him for a year and a half.
I was sad
But then, not an hour and a half later, I find out she's going to dump him.
I'm seeing her again tomorrow. She's gonna wear my hat. :D
EDIT - oh, yeah, and add input and your own experiences about rescuing fair damsels from sand monkeys.