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The complete opposite happened to me. here's the skimmy of the story:

I was inflating a couple pool toys for the kids at my aunt's pool party, and I got up to the Godzilla toy. Now, the valve to inflate it's body was right where his crotch is. I was just about finished inflating his body when my mom looked over. She laughed, whipped out an instant cam, and shot a pic of me inflating godzilla in a comprimising position. The bitch laughed again and told everyone she saw me sucking off Godzilla. I shrugged, and went on to another pool toy, a squid. My uncle screamed " look everyone, he's at it again!!"

so now everyone thinks I'm gay, or something along those lines.