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FUCKED-UP FAIRY TALE

One day in a land far far away, further than my toes , there lived a girl named Bitchface . Bitchface was very erect and homeopathic and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Tommy thought of getting into her Pastie . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 5 hours straight, Tommy raps over to Bitchface 's house and said to her Sweet Leaping Christ Bitchface you are so horny ! I'd love to take you to the back and kiss you on the clit and then you would be mine Forever. Well Bitchface thought that this was odd , He was pretty queer and had a nice brick , So she agreed. Little did he know Bitchface had a secret. So off they went to the back and he did kiss her on the clit and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their hairpiece and their nose guard . Holy God ! Tommy shouted! Bitchface had a anus where her cunt should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your stock car drivers before they impregnate .