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THE SEVEN SELF CONTRADICTIONS OF OAO


1. OAO pimps a compulsive familiarity with buzzwords as intelligence.
2. OAO stresses his boy-geniusness, yet freely employs a level of weinerosity only attainable through years of sustained annoyingness.
3. OAO prescription to sometimes make a sentence no have a meaning with while abstating positionableosity.
4. OAO stress poindexterism but often treat text solely as form of namedroppage.
5. By rejecting modern criteria for assessing theory, OAO blah blah blah until you stop reading and so don't know he's just regurgitating bookjacket copy that he east by the shovelfull
6. OAO criticizes the inconsistency of you, but refuse to seek treatment for an event horizon of narcissism so extreme no redeeming characteristics can escape it's pull.
7. OAO contradicts himself by insisting a survey knowledge of economics and philosophy is actually an expertise on anything