This isn't really a skit, but it's still funny.
Some goth suacidal guy was walking down the hall. And this particular day, only the freshman were supposed to be there. Well, this guy is probobally going to kill me and half my school because of a bomb in a toilet or something like that. Well, anyway. He just got dumped by his girlfriend and he's really pissed. This guy is a rich white kid who isn't *understood* and he says to some big black guy "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY" and the black guy kicked his ass
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I LOL'd