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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 09:49 PM       
NO!! We lost another carnivore!! I'm too late!! *sob*

It appears that I must resort to the most extreme measures to try and save the poor bastard before he eats so many of those evil plants we have to turn him towards the light and water him periodically!

I must resort to mental reconditioning!

Rongi...first, remember, you WILL eat the meat eventually because not eating meat is a decision. But eating meat is an instinct.

And there is a fact that all you sprout-eating assholes have to face every goddamn day: Eggplant tastes like eggplant. But meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty GODDAMN GOOD!

Rongi...getting the urge to eat 3 pounds of ham yet? Don't worry, you will eventually. Because we must never forget:



Also:



And, what may be the MOST IMPORTANT thing to know:

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