[Zhukov]

I had my first day at my new job as a bank security guard. I did nothing for eight hours except fake smile at ugly people and help old ladies out the door.

That itself is not funny, but an old man came in and tied to exchange travelers cheques, he didn't have his passport, so he couldn't. He showed me his ID and his name was V. BUBANK.

I pissed myself :EDIT: laughing.