[mburbank]

Okay, my wife says there's this song on the radio that goes:

"My milkshake friends
are the boys in the yard
and their lives are better than yours,
damn right,
They're better than yours,
I could teach you,
but I'd have to charge"

Who's song is this? What is it about? And what the HELL is a Milkshale friend?
I'm not looking for any stupid gay joke answers. I can make those up myself.
I need to know.