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Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
I'm running up a flag without a pole
I'm walking on a shoe without a soul
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll

Ok, na, here it comes, lesson one
You can't cook an egg unless you got yourself a frying pan (you know it's the truth)
You can't cook an egg unless you got yourself a frying pan
You shouldn't rob a bank without a plan
You shouldn't use your tongue to stop a fan
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll

Na, here comes lesson number two

Shouldn't wanna do it if ya don't wanna not do it right.
Ebadaba dobadaba debadaba do alright (I ain't making this up!)
You don't go dancing in the day
You don't go golfing in the night
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll
Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll

Praise the Lord!