[Schimid]

You need a band name that'll make it weird when people say "(band name) rocks!"

Try stuff like...

- Magic Johnson
- Affirmative Action
- The WMD
- Hambone
- Calete (Control, Alt, Delete)
- Orreck (The vacuum guy)
- Candy Snow
- Playwright
- Right Copy
- The Hoop Dreams
- Jezzball

The list goes on and on.