[McClain]

To be honest, the baby isn't affected by my actions. She packed her shit a few days ago and we haven't seen her since. We found a trail of mustard-seedy-shit streaks on the pavement behind our patio, so we're thinking she's back there somewhere. I heard that babies can survive off of barbecue grease drippings for a few days? That and certain types of grass provide nutrition? Whatever she has to do, I'm sure she'll survive.