[Skulhedface]

Despite the attention that the online ladies give us guys who once upon a time had long hair, we cut it mainly because on the other side of the line, the "Internet Vs. Real World" line, more girls find us attractive with short hair.

That being said... Mine's at my current length after being almost 2 feet long. Beat that, fuckers.

And just so you know... I didn't cut it for a girl. I cut it to get a respectable job... but with the one I ended up with, I probably shouldn't have.

Fuck.