[AChimp]

Originally Posted by Rongi

Chimp, why is that emoticon ejaculating on the poor frowny face?

The real question is why it's a frowny face. He's sad because there's no wanking emoticon that goes in the other direction, so two emoticons can never know the joy of ejaculating on each other's face.

They can only form a congo-line of back-jizzing.