As long as we are nomininating animals:
www.hamsterforpresident.com
"If you want a good president,
VOTE FOR POTUS!
If you want a cute president,
VOTE FOR POTUS!
If you want a cuddly president,
VOTE FOR POTUS!
. . . but . . .
if you want a strict, bossy,
hamster-hating (we know
you won't vote for
this guy!) and
dictator-like president
(we mean this in a bad way),
VOTE FOR BUSH."