[mburbank]

And Vinth didn't.

That said, well done, Vinth. You know it, I know it, the American people know it: The ONLY place where you can live up to your potential is here at I-mockery. We bring out the best you there is. At Newsfilter you're a shy little flower, on your own site by your own admission you are a sad immitation of others.

Only here do you truly shine. Your recycled Jew and woman jokes, your venemous predictability, your thin skin and unintentional irony, your fabrications, backpeddling, and denial, your submarine letter, your multi ethnic instant roomates and hot ethnic chicks; All rendered in head-trauma Shakespeare.

Sinead Oconnor must have been thinking of you when she sang:
"No one compares, no one compares, to you..."

Or maybe it was that time she ripped up a picture of the pope and said "Fight the real enemy."

It was certainly one of those times. So welcome back, you fat, greasy, mendacious sack of crap.