[Supafly345]

I live in the Seattle suburbs, with many uptight, lawncare happy, middle-aged gems. The houses in my area are around the 300k range, and so the kind of people that live there don't take kindly to a house like this, or its inhabitants. There are way too many white people, the only minorities are one house several blocks over that houses a family of central americans of somekind... I think.
I am probably the closest thing to a juvenile delinquent this neighborhood ever sees, and to the title I fit.
I may leave my lawn unraked for nearly a whole month. They just cannot stand crimes like that.