[FartinMowler]

Dear Dr.Boogie

I am awaiting your arrival. I'ts hot here so you should pack some sun tan lotion and knowing your preference for young cuban boys I have asked for seperate rooms. I have brought the wife and kids so, I will ask if you could please refrain from calling my kids "Satans little helpers" and my wife "whore". Hope you have a nice flight and I will have your favorite drink "flaming bung hole" ready.

Everything I say is true. :/