[andrew hamilton]

why do i want to be a funeral director?

my usual answer: maybe this sounds cheesy, but there's a long and proud tradition that goes with funeral directing, it being the second oldest profession in the world. i'd like to be a part of that. and i want to help people. a lot of the work is couseling the bereaved. i know form experience that it's better when someone you love dies to have somebody who knows what they're doing ready to help you figure everything out. it's good to be the guy who comes in and lends a hand when someone is totally freaked out. also it's a good business to get into; the client pool is never going to dry up and the demand for licensed FDs is high, so there's always going to be work. if you're good at it you can make a lot of money and become a valued member of your community.


the real answer: dead girls don't say no.