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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Everywhere; no where
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Feb 26th, 2003, 05:25 PM
You fucking insolent rat! How DARE you defile a posting of such noble intent with your doltish prattle? I'd not condescend to piss on you, normally, but your irksome presence inflames the ire housed in my being.
Attend to my every syllable, worm: I am Professor Poddar! Lest I deign it worthy of my time to waste words on you, "put a fucking lid on it", as the Americans say.
Pick Three of Four:
1. Vanish
2. Suffer
3. Grovel
4. Expire
Fie! Go for all four... just this once. I shan't tell you in which order they're to be carried out.
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Given the transience of life, why won't you let me stay at your house for a few days?
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