1) I attacked a parked truck... with my face.
2) I stole 2nd base. I stole 3rd base. I stole the life out of my left arm as it snapped in half mid-slide.
3) Moved to Connecticut.
4) Moved back to RVA when I was sure I had finally escaped this black hole that somehow keeps sucking you back in.
5) I dunno... to be continued?