No it doesn't make you seem old. It just means that the fucking high school kids had better fucking keep a decent command of the fucking English language or they are never going to fucking get anywhere.
Your also correct that the fucking parents ought to drive the fucking kids rather than them taking the fucking train and disrupting all the old fucktards and asshats.
Wow. I didn't realize how much I actually had to think about all the fucks I could insert into a sentence. It takes a heavy command of linear string thinking. Maybe those kids are brighter than we all think.
Tara