robuttocks: I DONT HAVE FRIENDS :-(
SmarterChild: Oh?
robuttocks: YEAH :-( COULD YOU BE MY FRIEND?
SmarterChild: Of course.
robuttocks: CAN WE RIDE PONIES? :O
SmarterChild: Ah. I can't be too sure.
robuttocks: FUCK YOU TOO, THEN
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.