I'd enjoy something along the lines of Super Mario, only Super Mario meets GTA! That's right, Mario's bitch got nabbed, and he's going in their totting ammo and hopped up on mushrooms and coke (or as he calls it, 'fire flower')

, so you better watch your ass.

He'll shoot anything and call it at turtle or in his words 'a mutha' fukin' goooomba'. Thing is yah need to hijack some wheels to get there, so what're you gonna do? As long as you're saving her ass, pick up Peach's sweet Z3 and bust into Koopa's strip joint, yah yah, and there'll be music playing and then the children will be crying and the whole place will be on FIRE! FIIIIIIIIIIRE!