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Mother Feeling different again, huh?
Navin It's like I feel different. It's like I don't belong here.
Mother It's your birthday, and it's time you knew. Navin, you're not our natural born child.
Navin I'm not?
Mother You were left on our doorstep. But we raised you like you were one of us.
Navin You mean I'm going to stay this color? (Navin cries)
Mother Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboons ass. (Navin and his mom hug. Taj walks in.)
Taj Navin? I wrapped your sandwich in cellophane, just like you like it. You wanna, wanna come in and sing some blues?
Navin No thanks Taj. There's something about those songs. They depress me
