[MEATMAN]

Name- MEATMAN
Your real name- Jason Himel
Age- 18
Real age- 17, turning 18 on the 27th
Shoe size- 10 1/2 wide.
Dude, you got some BIG feet- They're also very hairy.
Job- You mean, WORK???
Yes, as in work- Oh....none.
Where you at- Why, so you can come over and pummel my door with a shovel?
Yes, dipshit. Now where are you- I'm not telling.
Do I have to kick you into another dimension- Maybe.
What possesed you to start posting- I don't have a fucking clue. I was bored, OK?
How long have you been on the board- Lesseee..........um.........oh, shit, I forget now...
Hobbies- Read my profile, that's why it's there.
Don't be a smartass- I will if I want to.
All right, I'll look- You do that.
Can you actually do that- Obviously, I do.
Is it legal- In some states. Depends on what you mean by legal.
Girlfriend- See Stoppa's posts for reference.
No, not the one in your fantasy, you prick. The real one- None.
Fav. music/band- None.
Fav. book- I read too many to choose.
Yeah, right- It's true!
Fav. movie- Spaceballs.
Didn't that have Mel Brooks- Yes.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate everybody and everything.
Reason- Do I really need a reason?
Yes, you do, really- Too bad.
What is that smell- That would be the smell of my limitless intelligence.
Stop fucking around- It's really the block of garlic cheese I had with lunch.
That's sick- Yup.
Why do you exist- To make the world a better-
Cut the crap- To fuck with everyone's mind.
Isn't dry-humping their minds enough for you- Nope

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