WHY
DIDN'T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
'CAUSE MISSFIT ALREADY ATE IT
HOW MANY MISSFITS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'LL BE TOO BUSY EATING THAT THEY WON'T NOTICE IT'S DARK.
TWO MISSFITS WALK INTO A BAR. THE THIRD ONE DUCKED, THEN ATE THE OTHER TWO.
WHY COULDN'T MISSFIT FOLLOW THROUGH WITH SUICIDE?
BECAUSE WHENEVER SHE PUT A GUN IN HER MOUTH, SHE ENDED UP EATING IT.