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Originally Posted by theapportioner
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Originally Posted by ArtificialBrandon
LAISSEZ-FAIRE CUMSHOOTING: JUST LET IT FLY AND TO HELL WITH CLEANING IT UP!
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YEAH TRY MASTURBATING WITH YOUR INVISIBLE HAND |
Fucking brilliant.
Re spoof on pants: I can hold it in for up to 45 seconds after the deed