oh man this thread turned out remarkably tolerable, thanks yall
so i figure a new story would be a good idea !
it was a normal day for a breakfast party at the padna cafe but today the kitchen was distinctly quiet
suspiciously quiet like a cat that stops moving
"i hear the food is in the ktichen" we say to each other but we're not saying it to the kitchen who knows who is in there
luckily we all sit together and we look at each other and before you know it
time passes like a man with a feces in his drawers
putting on a quick costume or three we silently look over the counter (well okay not so silent i mean
someone kept crakcing jokes about how there's a ghost in the kitchen)
oooo shit we say to each other! its a gang, a gang has come to our town but we dont gasp at the slow erosion of our societal values we watch them for their antics
son of a
bitch they were eating a really nice brunch-style meal while laughing at the two-foot diameter reel of reduced price and free lunch tickets
they heard us (it ws the joke about the ghost in the kitchen it hink they liked it but they sure dont like us!!!)
"AFTER THOSE KISDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
oh crap they got a friend only one friend left
;eek
eek
man theyre fast theyve got long legs
whered my other friend go fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (so i run down an alleY)
"stay back mother fuckers" as i think of a plan i am hoping my friends are better off than i am because it's the point in the story where i show that i'm not as selfish as i initially seemed to the audience i have a heart o gold you know
swearing at them didnt work and they used their fists to rape me of every last bit of self-esteem and they used their feet to splatter my mouth and my trust in society
later i find out my friends were right there was a ghost in the ktichen but it just so happens that it's incredibly fast strong and violent towards people that spy on their activities so the lesson is nevefr stick your nose where it doesnt belong okay kids
the end
ps edit red x ville maaan
