I hope, after a player with asthma and no hand-eye coordination on the rival high school named Dudley Nerdlinger brutally checks you into the boards (as often happens) your stick accidentally gets pressed up against you and the blade of it accidentally pokes through the cage on your helmet and gouges your eyeball out. I hope the resulting horrible pain not only leaves you 3/4 blind, as all the blood from the ruptured eye will damage the other eye, but I also hope that for the rest of your life you have an intensely painful migraine headache at all times, and when you cry because the pain is so bad, it makes the pain worse because your tear ducts are torn in so many places.
I also hope burglars shoot your parents in a botched robbery, your grandmother gets sodomized and killed on the bus by a man with down syndrome who wants to make a baby, all your only friends (both of them) are killed by a drunk driver. I also hope you get face cancer, cunt.
