[mburbank]

I had a feeling this thread would draw Vinth out like rain draws worms onto the sidewalk.

"Maybe before you go and slam Coulter, you will read her books."
Vinth

A classicly bad Vinthism. You mean should, not will, since by using the word maybe you've already implied I have not. I've read her essays. Unless you're suggesting some sort of time travel, your sentence is meaningless.

Physical appearance has nothing to do with anything unless you're shallower than a slip n' slide. I'm comfortable with the way I look and if no one kills you before you reach my age I'm fairly confident you'll look worse. It's hard to say. I think, judging by your cowardice, I'm almost certainly much more handsome than you, but at this rate no one will ever know since we've as much chance of seeing your face as your seeing your submarine letter.

Does anyone recall serving in the national guard with W in Alabama? As opposed to in Texas? You do know those are different states, yes? And that his appearance or lack thereof in Alabama is the whole question? Which is why it might be important to find someone from Alabama who recalled having met a senator's son? And you do know that Alabama and Texas are different states? I mean still, even since the last time I wrote it a few sentences ago?

Ah, and the picture. Did you know, Vinth, I am a professional comedian? Did you know that picture was taken by one of the Mockers here after a show I did in NYC ? It's not a headshot, supergrover, it's a professional comedian mugging for the camera.

I know none of that compares with lying about a generic recruitment letter you lost, or squeezing your winkie while looking at the glamour shot on the back of 'Treason', or hiving up and feinting out at a concert or underwater handjob action or a website that sees less traffic than a rotary in a ghost town, but hell we all need something, Melissa.

You need to come around more often. I miss kicking you.