[mburbank]

I certainly will, failed gay prosititute! It's a shame they don't let you use the computer there like at your last 'job'.

I'm quite comfortable, thanks. And bashing someone half my age is nowhere near as embarassing for me as bashing someone one-sixteenth my intelligence, but you're the most tempting fish in a barrell I've ever seen. Yes, your younger and far stupider, but not shooting you would be looking a gift horse in the mouth.

You didn't get my girls were playing dress-up? Not surprising. My guess is the only woman you know well is your mom, and she only plays dress up when she's working. See, the joke I'm making here, is that your mom, right? Fucks people for money. It's funny joke, because it has your mom in it and fucking. Get it? Your Mom is a whore! I put that in my 'routine' becuase I didn't want the whole thing to go over your head.


"Wow, a Jewish comedian. Don't be *too* original, Max. "

Couldn't get out of it, Denise. I'm contractually obligated to do comedy. You know, the way you have to be a bigoted, slack jawed, repressed homo sub cretin on account of your Italian. I mean, that is the only reason you are all those things, right?

Dole's thing about you offing yourself isn't wierd at all. Manic depressives do it all the time. A lot of us here have notice your radical mood swings and commented on them. It's an easy call. I give you less than even odds of reaching forty before one of your depressive cycles goes so low you try to blow your brain out and end up wearing a prosthetic cheek and jaw for the rest of your life.

Are your copies of "Treason" and "Slander" too sticky to lend out? 'Cause I wat to read them, but the idea having any of my money end up in her pocket makes me puke.

"Oh, sure, Jew, say Jew things on me because of you being a Jew doing Jew things"
Vinth "I said Jew to you!" Clambake.