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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 08:13 PM        Censored Flicks
Oh, how I love watching R-Rated movies on TBS or whatever, where they censor the flicks to the point that it's almost not the same movie anymore. It's beautiful.

I'm currently watching The Usual Suspects on A&E. The guys are all in the lineup, and you hear the cop say, "repeat the phrase you've been given." My ears perked, 'cause I knew it was gonna be good. God bless A&E; they didn't disappoint.

"Gimme the keys, you fuckin' cocksucker" is now......

"Gimme the keys, you fairy godmother."



Now, I know it's not as good as TBS Replacing "Up yours, ******" with "Outta my way, ******," but still, it's beautiful.
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