I saw Ferris Bueller on TBS a couple times. When they describe the car as a piece of shit, it's replaced with "a piece of tin".
And Cameron is so tight that if you stick a lump of coal "in his fist", in two weeks you'll have a diamond.
And seriously Ferris Bueller's Day Off is the best movie ever, and I should emphasize that again by bringing back my Ed Rooney avatar.
