I work at Northwest Hospital in the Security Department. It's fun and wacky especially when old psychiatric patients throw poo at the wall when it's time for thier chemical restraints.

One time this 85 year old lady called me a tall hootinanny cocksucker and said she was going to kick me in the balls
Other than that it's driving the Trailblazer which we named the TAILCHASER

unlocking doors, playing on the computer and talking to drunks and crackheads in the E.R.