Oh how I feel your pain.
This christmas, my girlfriend bought me these really nice polyester pajamas, they are really warm and I liked them tons.
For the past week, I've been coming down with a cold as I do every winter, so I stayed in my pajamas most of the times and stayed out of work. Suddenly i noticed there was trails or crumbs, shredded tissues, and other dirt every where. So I took out my trusty hoover and cleaned it up. THe next day i noticed it again, and in larger quanities, all over the floor. So I hoovered once more, and with greater prejudice. Only to my dissapointment was the place riddled once again with this crap.
As I thought to my self as if this was some kind of Mild Poltergiest, that my house would punish me into eternal vaccuming. i finall noticed now. All the crap has been sticking onto my pajamas, the tissue paper, the dirt, the crumbs from the cheez its. Dammit I'm such a slob. Blasted Polyester.
....Oh, and I killed the bitch.