[Daphne]

Goonies

Original
Mouth: No way, cause then her mom's gotta drive you, then you gotta make it with her AND her mom

Censored
Mouth (in a weird, surfer voice) No way, cause then her mom's gotta drive you, then you gotta take her AND her mom.


Original:
Mouth : Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, Mikey, thrillsville.

Censored:
Mouth (in a weird, surfer voice) Sounds like someone's shower leaking.

It's so weird, because what was so offensive about the lines in the first place?

Goonies has some of the worst censored moments, aside from the Breakfast Club and Blazing Saddles.