What about posts on a seedy little message board? You know what I meant, wiseass. Also, I wasn't planning to have that published or anything.
Also, there's this...check it out...really...you silly elipses-loving person.
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=3284
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=3282