[maggiekarp]

There's this rather hot guy at my school who plays the guitar alot. He aready has a girlfriend, though, and I'm not cute. However, often times he will be kissy kissy with her on the stairs, but he'd turn and say, "Hiya Maggie!" I'd say hey, and he'd continue with his gf.

THe moral: Yes, fuck her in the ass. Especially if she isn't looking.