[Skulhedface]

Alcohol, I've noticed, seems to exponentially increase sexual intercourse.

What I want to know is...

Why is it you always hear about the guy who got drunk and screwed the proverbial pooch, or the girl that got whacked out of her head and did the mailman, but you NEVER hear about the reverse? Don't ugly people get drunk and say "I can't believe I banged Katie Holmes!!"