I've had mine 20 times longer, however. I also have different variants.
Thanks go to AChimp for making these for me back in the day.
Dr. Volshurawitz, you don't want to be my enemy. As my enemy, you will be subject to occasional sarcastic remarks and infrequent condescending comments, flung at you with hatred during one of those rare occasions when I actual brave the sea of jackasstic threads to post.