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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 10:08 PM       
There will be no execution, only fines, penalties, withdrawment, and isotropical isolation (with some radiation in all directions). Since the commitees numbers are too small for an official tribunal, I (Evil Robot, chairman of the "Church of Big Savings") appoint you, Emu, Minister of Fuck Meatman (formerly the screw flanders foundation). I trust that with your background you can decide how much restitution shall be paid.

Sincerely,
Evil Robot,
Chairman, "Church of Big Savings".
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