[mburbank]

Huh. See, pie isn't getting served at my table. All the pie is going to that one table over their, and they already had three whie pies each. Their fat as hell and they have the only table the waiters go to with anything other than Bread and Water. This restaurant is the size of a friggin' convention hall and only one table is getting pie.

They should watch out. If people get starved enough they'll eat each other. And those fat guys look like they'd be shit t running.