[slavemason]

I don't have any pictures either but i've got a room full of noise makers.

cheap student 3/4upright bass
78 fender fretless p-bass
ibanez soundgear, with piccolo strings for chord fun fun
baritone uke
soprano banjuke
tenor guitar
lap steel
melodica
lap dulcimer
autoharp
thumb piano

and fortunately a friend-drummer in one band leaves his kit at my house, and therefore I play them more than any of the above. if he takes them home, i'll cry.